Lyrics Jeff Dunham

Bij de DVD Jeff Dunham : A Very Special Christmas Special zit een CD met kerstliederen gezongen door de poppen van Jeff Dunham: Walter, Peanut, Achmed the dead terrorist, Bubba J, Sweet Daddy Dee.

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Jeff Dunham - Jingle Bombs (Achmed)

Dashing through the sand,
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
that's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S military.

Oh
jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up, you see.
where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me.
Oh
jingle bombs jingle bombs U.S soldiers shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man, but every time I cough,
thanks to uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
my bombing days are done, I need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.

Oh
jingle bombs jingle bombs I think I got screwed
don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you

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Jeff Dunham - Song For Jeff (Peanut)

Christmas is a time, for reflection.
Giving thanks,
is the least that we can do.
So, lets take a moment,
to count our blessings.
And all the things,
that I have given you.
Lets start with your career.
I'm the reason that your here.
Without me they would fire you,
no one else would hire you,
I think that's very clear.
Forget about TV,
you wouldn't be on it without me.
By yourself, you're not able,
you bring nothing to the table.
Not even Comedy Central,
and that's basic cable.
Christmas is a time, to be unselfish.
A simple point,
on which we all agree.
So in the spirit,
of Christmas giving,
this is what you can give to me.
Top billing over you,
and a matching tennis shoe.
Groupies of my own,
I can call on my I-phone,
from my home in Malibu.
A private dressing room for me,
with my own high def TV,
we've established that I'm the star,
I want a mini bar,
in my show ford limousine.
Oh, Jefafa, oh, Jefafa,
without me you would suckaka.
Oh, Jefafa, oh, Jefafa,
you are my b****!

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Jeff Dunham - Road kill Christmas (Bubba J)

got my dog and 6 pack in my truck
my wife rides in the back
because she wont shut up
there's a deer in the headlights
it might be a sin
but a gunned the motor and ran over him

it's a road kill Christmas
vines and krea tender eyes
it's a road kill Christmas
because they freeze when the lights hit them

by the time we got home
he was her pet
that night he slept
on my side of my bed

had spend the night in my truck
but I had some beer so I didn't give a drone.

JEFF: That was a close one.
yah I almost said damn

it's a road kill Christmas
a couple of days later
if he wasn't for me he
wouldn't be my next meal
I covered his antlers with ten foil
then I plugged the TV cable into his rear end

it's a road kill Christmas
next time that dumb deer changed my life
it's a road kill Christmas
next time I'll run over my wife

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Jeff Dunham - Christmas With The Achmed Family (Achmed)

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks
The men are building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks
The women are covered head to toe and their not shown there face
it's 117 degrees in this god forsaken place
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
No one gets a present on one has a tree
There's rocks and dirt and rocks and dirt as far as the I can see
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
The people here are terrified so they don't miss behave
They quietly tend the poppy fields and go home to their caves
There's no running water
no phones to make a call
The children all play soccer with a goats head for a ball
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
There's no Christmas lights because there's no electricity
I yell merry Christmas and it echo's back to me
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family

mama's in her berka hanging mistletoes
the kids are throughing dirt clods pretending that its snow
I climb down the chimney no one has a clue
then pop out like Santa claws and shout "I kill you"
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
The Christmas light is burning bright
and filled with kerosene
There is no place on the earth that I would rather be
Then Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family

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Jeff Dunham - From Us To You (Walter , Peanut , Achmed, Bubba J)

WALTER: There's a kind of magic to the season,
That only comes around this time of year.
A yearning in the heart,
To be better than we are,
And cherish everyone that we hold dear...

PEANUT: When we share the joy that we believe in,
It fills us up like snowflakes in the air.
When we all embrace,
The world's a better place,
Just knowing that there's someone else who cares!

WALTER + ALL: Merry Christmas,
From us to you!
Let the love come
Shining through!
And may all your dreams come true!
Merry Christmas
From us to you!

WALTER: (spoken) I think I hurt myself...

ACHMED: If we let this fire burn inside us,
Make it out to always spread good cheer,
If we let it show,
No matter where we go,
We can make this last throughout the year!

ACHMED + ALL: Merry Christmas,
From us to you!
Let the love come
Shining through!
And may all your dreams come true!
Merry Christmas
From us to you!

BUBBA J: There's a feeling inside all of us,
Growing stronger every day...
Wanna let it out!
Wnna scream and shout!
When you've got the chance to say...

BUBBA J + ALL: Merry Christmas,
From us to you!
Let the love come
Shining through!
And may all your dreams come true!
Merry Christmas
From us to you!

ALL: Merry Christmas...
(WALTER: Merry Christmas...)

ALL: Merry Christmas...
(WALTER: Merry Christmas...)

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Jeff Dunham - Christmas Outside The Box (Guitar Guy)

Every year for the holidays, it's always been the same old thing.
Christmas comes and Christmas goes, while we're all packed away.
We put our heads together
and decided to pick the locks.
Gonna make or break and celebrate,
Christmas outside the box.

Christmas outside the box. Christmas outside the box.
Jeff?s away so we're gonna play, gonna throw a little party that rocks
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, we're pulling out all the stops.
Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.

Walter's mixin' in the DJ booth.
Bubba J's tappin' the keg.
Achmed's doin a hip-hop dance cause he just blew off his leg.
Jose?s blendin margaritas, it feels just like its summer
. Peanut found the car keys and he just left in the hummer.

Christmas outside the box. Christmas outside the box.
Jeff?s away so we're gonna play, gonna throw a little party that rocks.
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, we're pulling out all the stops.
Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.

Christmas outside the box. Christmas outside the box.
Jeff?s away so we're gonna play, gonna throw a little party that rocks.
Tonight there's gonna be trouble, we're crazy like a fox.
Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.

Christmas outside
Christmas outside

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